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“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

Hemingway is proud.

“We hope he has gone to rest”
is there a possibility this man is not actually dead
and that he’s out there
somewhere
hunting bears

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

Hemingway is proud.

“We hope he has gone to rest”

is there a possibility this man is not actually dead

and that he’s out there

somewhere

hunting bears

poppinyourcherry:


Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary
Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more
While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling
the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”
Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”
Only this and nothing more.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

poppinyourcherry:

Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary

Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more

While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling

the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”

Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”

Only this and nothing more.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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